Friday, October 14, 2005
SWOP homepageOpen Letter to Dukes, the City's First Dog
karlos says: I recently wrote an open letter to Mayor Marty. My dog also wanted to write one to Dukes, the Mayor's famous dog:Dear Dukes,
I receieved your endorsement of your master in the mail. By the way you spelled my name wrong (It's Bogie, not boogie - boogie's are what come out of your nose), and, oh yeah, I've been dead for 5 years. I'm writing this letter posthumously in the hope that you never again bring your dog brothers and sisters into the human's dirty political process. Actually, the rest of us could care less what our master's politics are. I'm insulted to be used for political propaganda, and you should be too.
As "man's best friend," I understand it's hard to bite the hand that feeds you, but if you could - for the sake of our species' moral authority - give him a good nibble for having the nerve to drag us into his campaign.
Yours,
Bogie Schmieder
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Thank you bogie, for speaking up for the rest of us. I had the same thought when I saw the shameless exploitation of Dukes. Some of these humans have no scruples. It's bad enough that they only feed us one kind of food day in and day out, and jerk us around on a leash when all we want to do is run free. The least they could do is leave us out of their dirty shenanigans--we all know we're just pawns in their game. And the Dukes of the world who suck up to power only make it more easy to use and abuse us.
rrrruff!
cleo renz
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rrrruff!
cleo renz
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